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Roman Surman is an American musician and the current lead guitarist for Wednesday 13's horror punk solo band. Surman was also a guitarist for Gunfire 76, Bourbon Crow and the second incarnation of Murderdolls, all bands fronted by Wednesday 13.
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Pyry Kärkkäinen is a Finnish professional footballer who plays as a centre-back for Kakkonen club PPJ.
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A bowling ball is a hard spherical ball used to knock down bowling pins in the sport of bowling.
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