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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"fact":"Long, muscular hind legs enable snow leopards to leap seven times their own body length in a single bound.","length":106}
{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, when a family cat died, all family members would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning.","length":110}
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