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{"type":"standard","title":"Fife Lions","displaytitle":"Fife Lions","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5447374","titles":{"canonical":"Fife_Lions","normalized":"Fife Lions","display":"Fife Lions"},"pageid":4636425,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/88/Fife_Lions.png","width":236,"height":216},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/88/Fife_Lions.png","width":236,"height":216},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1256896751","tid":"94e52bea-a0a1-11ef-af9f-fccc00dd9b68","timestamp":"2024-11-12T02:55:32Z","description":"Scottish amateur rugby league club, based in Fife, East Scotland","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fife_Lions","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fife_Lions?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fife_Lions?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Fife_Lions"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fife_Lions","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Fife_Lions","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fife_Lions?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Fife_Lions"}},"extract":"Fife Lions ARLFC are a rugby league club located in Fife, Scotland. They play in the Scottish National League.","extract_html":"
Fife Lions ARLFC are a rugby league club located in Fife, Scotland. They play in the Scottish National League.
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